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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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