What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

penis in the camel

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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