- Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Pickles are powerful

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

my penis

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe