- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What is black and has no education A tire.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Democracy.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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