- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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