- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

alex is cool

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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