Stealth baseballs record

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

dyslexic's Untie

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Connor is homo

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Anti Joke

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