Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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