Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

White men's rights

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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