- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What? Huh?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

mikey is cute

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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