What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

This is not a joke.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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