What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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