Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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America

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A man died.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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