- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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