- Anti Joke

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head