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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You know what's natural? Bears.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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