What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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