- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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