- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

black people

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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