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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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