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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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