A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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