- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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