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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Neither have I

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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