- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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