- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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