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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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