Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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