get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Caolan and Eamon

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

knock knock who's there ?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Gus's mom

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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