- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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