- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Please Rape William Wright

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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