Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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