What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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I read the terms of service.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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