- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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