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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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