- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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