What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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