Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Whats 1+1? The answer!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

100 chefs walk into a bar

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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