I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Anti Joke

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