Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

You are joking right?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

KILL WHITEY

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

I hate long jokes -_-

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Women's professional sports

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

tommy is retared

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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