- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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