When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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