Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Anti Joke

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