- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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