Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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France had one revolution

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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