- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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