- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Knock knock.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

You were born.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

joe diragi whacks off his dog

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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