How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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