if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Robert Mugabe.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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