Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why can't february march Because april may

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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