- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

The child was fired from his job.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

ask me if i am a tree. no.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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