- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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