Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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