- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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