- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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