What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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