- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is the name of the car? What

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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