- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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