- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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