- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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