why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

White men's rights

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Men's rights

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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