- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

The New York Giants

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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