- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Nothing. He made it home safely.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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