- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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