Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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what goes boo a sock

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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roak

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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