- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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