- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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