What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Hi, my name is Jake.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats worse than suicide? death

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

you dint have to be a jew matt

Wenis Penis

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Women's Rights Movement

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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