- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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