a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Jeff

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What black and has children A black man

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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