- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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